✨ CPA ✨
You wake up, pour your coffee, and put on your “I’ve got everything under control” face. You answer emails, make plans, meet deadlines...all while secretly wondering how everyone else seems to have life figured out when you’re just winging it.
This design is for the masters of the illusion, the ones who make "adulting" look effortless when, in reality, it’s a chaotic mix of last-minute decisions, existential dread, and pretending to know what’s going on. By wearing this tee, you’ve just given yourself a prestigious title as a simple token of appreciation for juggling life responsibilities, holding everything together (barely), and still managing to look like you have your life sorted.
Wear this as a badge of honor—or as a warning label. Either way, you’re not alone in the struggle.
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DETAILS
Color : Black
Material : 100% COTTON | Thick and soft, NON SEE-THROUGH (Women, don't worry!)
Size : S/M/L/XL - UNISEX (Regular Fit)
SIZE CHART
S = 71.5 cm (Panjang) ; 52 cm (Lebar Dada) ; 21.5 cm (Lengan)
M = 73.5 cm (Panjang) ; 54 cm (Lebar Dada) ; 23 cm (Lengan)
L = 75.5 cm (Panjang) ; 56 cm (Lebar Dada) ; 24.5 cm (Lengan)
XL = 77.5 cm (Panjang) ; 62 cm(Lebar Dada) ; 26 cm (Lengan)
(Toleransi ukuran -/+ 1-2 cm)
MODEL
Man wears size L (180 cm / 75 kg)
Woman wears size L (163 cm / 55 kg)
SHIPPING
● Pengiriman SETIAP HARI (kecuali hari libur nasional & tanggal merah dan ekspedisi tutup)
● Order setelah jam 16:00 WIB akan dikirimkan pada hari berikutnya.
● Packing + pengiriman paling lambat H+1 setelah order.
RETURN & REFUND POLICY
● Harap periksa kembali pesanan sebelum checkout karena order masuk langsung diproses & tidak bisa melakukan tukar size.
● Apabila ada DEFECT, retur atau refund akan kami layani namun WAJIB ADA VIDEO UNBOXING mulai dari packing pengiriman (polymailer) yang masih utuh.
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Duck the struggle, join our flock! ִ ࣪𖤐